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5 Benefits Of Pineapple To You & Your Sex Life

Pineapples are not just juicy, sweet, exotic,vitamin-packed, fruits. Pineapples are life savers! These fruits help the body in ways you probably never thought possible and the exciting part is what it does for “the other room” activities, cunnilingus especially -because as you might already know, boring sex is no sex at all!

Here are five benefits of pineapple that would send you running to the market:

Prevents Hair Loss

Pineapple has lots of vitamin C which is important not only for hair growth but also helps the body renew and repair tissues. The vitamin C in pineapple makes the hair shinier and healthier. It also contains Vitamin B1 and B6 and which helps reduce hair loss, prevent dehydration. It also contains vitamin A which makes the hair healthier, shiniers and softer.

Cure For Chapped Lips 

For those sexy, desirable and kissable lips you’ve always dreamt of, pineapple is the key! The exotic fruit possesses skin hydrating and nourishing properties that keeps your lips succulent.

Makes The Skin Glow

The presence of bromelain enzymes helps in acne treatment and healing of skin problems. Bromelain makes the skin firm and flexible Pineapple juice provides elasticity and beauty to the skin by synthesis of collagen. The formation of collagen also prevents wrinkles on the face. Pineapple juice improves skin hydration and also shows way to the dead cells from the skin.

Makes You Taste Sweeter Below The Belt

Pineapple fruit helps improve the flavor in oral sex. Even though not scientifically proven, a lot of people including famous porn actress Annie Sprinke, have said that taking a lot of pineapple juice makes a woman’s vagina and a man’s semen taste better during orals. This doesn’t make it taste as sweet as the fruit but taking a sizeable amount before it goes down *winks* makes your fluids taste sweeter. Spices up the other room action!

Makes Your Gums Healthier

Pineapple strengthens your gums and keeps your teeth healthier and stronger. Bet you didn’t know! Take more pineapples today and smile broader with no feat whatsoever.

Go get you some pineapples. You are welcome!

 

 

 

 

Written by Chisimdi Nzotta

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