If our society didn’t frown so much at gay people, would you kiss a girl? Would you consider bedding a fellow man if there was no 14 years jail sentence?
Here are 8 signs that if things were maybe a little different, you are most likely going to be playing for the other team or swing both ways.
1. Gay porn fascinates you
You somehow always manage to end up watching Gay sex videos whenever you visit a porn site. Yeah, you are most likely going to tell yourself that it is just curiosity. Well honey, whatever makes you sleep better at night. ????????♀
2. You are unusually curious about your roommate’s body
Is there a tiny part of you that wants to reach out and tap your roommate on the butt every time you see her (or him) tying a towel? Yeah that.
3. There is more to your “hatred” of gay people
You can’t stand openly gay people but the real reason you so intensely dislike them is because you envy their guts to be themselves. Somewhere inside of you, you wish you can muster the courage to embrace your sexuality like them, and because you can’t, you resort to taunting and bashing them every chance you get.
4. You swear on your late great grandmother’s grave that you’re straight as hell whenever someone makes a joke about your sexuality
Why so serious bruh?
5. You don’t get what the whole fuss about sex is
Yeah probably because you have been doing it with the wrong ones. You come out every time wondering where all the fireworks and cloud 9’s you were promised are.
6. The eggplant emoji makes you feel some type of way
Do you shout “God Forbid” every time you mistakenly click on this emoji ????? Have you ever toyed with the thought of dropping it under a bloke’s sexy Instagram post but somehow couldn’t see it through? Well bro, you might be living in denial.
7. You constantly fantasise about sex with a fellow woman (or man as the case may be)
Even though you’d rather die than admit it, you more often than not, find yourself imagining what it would be like to be lost in the arms of someone of the same sex.
8. Your voice is usually the loudest whenever there is an anti-gay argument
Lower your volume hun, we hear you loud and clear.
If you tick 5 out of the 8 boxes, congratulations, your gay tendency is at an all time high!
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