Women are often very shy to make the first move but when they do, you best believe it’s 10 times sleeker than when the menfolk do. If you doubt it, this Twitter thread will convince you.
Ladies, drop your best hookup lines. Please i beg, be creative.
— A.N.N.E (@TheUnscripted_) July 28, 2017
A Twitter user with the handle,@theunscripted_ asked her female followers to drop their best hookup lines and the responses? Way better than you could’ve imagined and downright hilarious.
See a few of them below.
My name is Georgia.
Him: that’s a nice name.
Thank you, you should hear my number ????
— Georgia McEbong (@Georgia_lorene) July 28, 2017
On a scale of 1-10, you’re a 9, but I’m the 1 you need.
— Circe (@Fola____) July 28, 2017
Excuse me but this question has been ringing in my head since I set my eyes on you.
Him: what is it?
Who takes care of your beard?— Sentido Ocho (@SLSkwod) July 28, 2017
Hey, nice beard, I like
How long u been keeping it?
Can I touch it ????.
(our baby is 14 months old????)— #SheInsuranceBroker (@tegaphoenix) July 28, 2017
Lmaoooooo this is harder than I thought????????
My name is Yemi and you can call me tonight????— Yemi (@Babygiwa) July 28, 2017
Do you sleep on your stomach?
Him: No
Me: Can I?— tk. (@Tinu_Kuye) July 28, 2017
Not my birthday but I’d love to blow your candles
— Carmen (@kulupsy) July 28, 2017
“Are you a Calendar? Because I’d like to date you.” pic.twitter.com/2IwrDmlmiA
— ⛧ (@kxnni) July 28, 2017
Hey big head???????? pic.twitter.com/CwkHhclKYX
— Dee kachie (@Deeempres) July 28, 2017
‘Hallelujah Brother! God had blessed you with everything but my number’
— Fat-Belly Nenye (@The_Nenye) July 28, 2017
How do you like your eggs? I prefer mine fertilised ????????????????????????
— Doyin Fernandéz (@MissDonero) July 28, 2017
Me: Hello
Him: Hi
Me: I heard you’re good at algebra…
Him: Yeah, why’d you ask
Me: Will you replace my X without asking Y
????????♀️????????♀️????????♀️— Jadalontoria ???? (@maria_etuk) July 28, 2017
Kiss me if I’m wrong but Is your name Femi?
— Doyin Fernandéz (@MissDonero) July 28, 2017
Hi, do you have a few mins?
Wow, your lips are pretty distracting.
I was going to hit on you but I just forgot my pickup line.????— Mummy Long Legs (@Omowvmi) July 28, 2017
You look like a hard worker, which is good cos I have an opening for you to fill…
— Adadiora’nma 1 (@She_Who_Is) July 28, 2017
Hi my name is Olamide, my friends call me lamy but you can la mi
— Skincare Queen???? (@Lamyy__) July 28, 2017
“What’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming later tonight.”
— Mosmos (@MosunO_) July 28, 2017
Hey you look familiar , have we met Before?
Him: no I don’t think so Me: well why don’t we— Doyin Fernandéz (@MissDonero) July 28, 2017
“I’m no photographer, but I can picture you and I together”
????????????— Felsic. (@Mz_Bagshaw) July 28, 2017
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