#TGIF: 10 Types Of People Found In The Nightclub

Yay! 7 years, 4 months, 8 weeks and 3 days later, it’s finally Friday!!! So in the jolly good mood that comes with the last working day of the week, let’s take a look at 10 types of people found in the nightclub. Don’t forget to tell us which you are.

Let’s go!

1. Those that came to remind you that you have not made it in life

From their table, you shall know them. They make it rain money!

2.The girls’ gang that won’t dance with anyone

If you aren’t in their clique, there is no chance for you. Forget it!

3. Ass grabbers

These are the ones that came to the club to be unfortunate. The perverts who won’t make do with seeing alone but reaches out and grabs. I’ll try and not send Ogun on them, not today.

4. Those who claim they can take 10 bottles but go down after the first glass

‘What is 10 bottles?’, you’ll hear them boast but they spend the rest of the night in the toilet after the first glass. This might just be where I belong.

5 Those who came alone but don’t leave alone

These ones came with a mission. If you know you know.

6 Those who need to get a room

These ones think they came to audition for a role in a porn movie. They all but have sex on the dancefloor. Get a room pleezzzzzzz. *rolls eyes*

7. Those who dance with every hot girl in sight

These ones came to get a feel of all the hot girls.

8 The fire dancers

These ones can dance to save their lives, yours and everyone else’s in the club. They are the real MVPs

9. …and those who remix dance steps

These ones don’t know but they don’t know that they don’t know. They dance shaku shaku for instance and your eyes start paining you.

10. The Baddosneh

If you imitate these ones, you may not make it out alive. They smoke shisha, weed, take drugs and send it home with a bucket of alcohol yet no shakin’.