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Why Nigeria Can’t Have A President As Hot As Canada’s Justin Trudeau

I am a patriot, I really am, but there are times when I am deeply saddened by what I see in Nigeria, unattractive politicians being top of the list.

But first, this is the reason I’m about to commit this great act of ‘un-patriotism’, and I hope that after this post, Canada will grant me asylum.

His name is Justin Trudeau, and as far as I’m concerned, he’s easily the hottest politician I’ve ever seen.

The 44 year-old hottie is the newly elected prime minister of Canada, and ‘amma’ just let you feast your eyes before I continue with my story.

Now that you’ve seen what I saw, we shall now discuss the ‘unhottness’ of our own politicians and why they are as they are.

  • Age – thanks to our political system, no 44 year-old can become president. No, that office is reserved for wrinkled old men.

Ps: Yakubu Gowon and co. don’t count.

  • Fitness – In a country where the wealthier a person is, the fatter he is expected to be, it’s no surprise that all our politicians are always fat and ugly.
  • The Job – Okay, to be fair, it is harder being president in Nigeria, than in any other country. The stress alone would suck the hotness out of any marginally attractive politician.

Just look at their faces…

But of course there are always exceptions…in future maybe.

 

Written by Adeyemi Falade

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