Here’s Why May D Was Assaulted At ICM

According to a very long twitter rant by May D himself, he was assaulted at the Ikeja City Mall (ICM), for using his ‘hoverboard’, and he’s threatening to sue.

Note – It’s not a hoverboard. A hoverboard has to hover, and that thing has tires *rolls eyes*. This thing is a ‘self balancing scooter’.

Anyway, here’s what we think really happened,

1. May D was arrested because he looked like a douchebag, at least that’s what one of his fans said. Seriously though, can’t imagine the same thing happening to Don Jazzy, maybe May D should add some weight.

2. Using the ‘hoverboard’ was a way of getting attention, especially after Wiz Khalifa was arrested for using his at the airport…Anything to make the news.

Our advice: Let it go May D. Just let it go.