5 Things Every Nigerian Lady Can Learn From Bobrisky

Forget what you might have been told, there’s actually a whole lot you can learn from internet sensation, Bobrisky.

The self-acclaimed Nigerian king of Snapchat is generally perceived as ‘dumb’ by a lot of people but he has to be a special kind of dimwit to have achieved the kind of fame and attention that he gets and moreso, keep on leash a ‘bae’ who spends money on him like it’s going out of fashion.

That said ladies, here are five important lessons you can learn from Bobrisky.

• Your makeup always have to be peng! This is one of the most important things Bobrisky has taught us. You can’t be walking about with a badly done makeup. That is very disrespectful not just to yourself but to everyone who might be unfortunate enough to run into you. If you haven’t learnt how to get your makeup on fleek, then please and please, make sure you have a professional makeup artist on speed dial.

• Anything that’s worth doing is worth doing well: You might have come across those photos with his hands looking darker than the rest of him but that is just the handwork of “haters”. As he has frequently shown us on his Instagram, his whole body is evenly toned and blemish-free. Lesson? If you’re going to bleach, bleach well.

• Keep your “bae” away from social media: If you’re one of those girls who always flaunt every man they date on social media, please do yourself a favour and stop. We don’t need to know who you’re sleeping with. Be like Bobrisky who as much as he talks about his bae, nobody truly knows who he or she is. That way, you don’t have to worry about losing him to ‘Instagram honeys’.

• Don’t forget to tell yourself you’re beautiful: Even when nobody else does or agrees, you have to remind yourself that you’re beautiful. If you say it loud enough and often enough, you start believing it.

• Learn how to whine your weist! Hundreds of thousands camp out on Bobrisky’s Snapchat daily just to catch a glimpse of him whining his waist. If this doesn’t tell you that there is power in the waist, girl, I don’t know what else to tell you.