5 Ways to Know If Bae Is Really Bae

Incase you didn’t hear the gist, a girl reportedly tried to ‘scatter’ a guy’s wedding’ during the weekend – his crime? He flirted with her extensively over bbm/whatsapp, she had drawn the conclusion that they were dating.

Moral – never jump to conclusion, be sure the guy/girl is really into you before you make any moves.

Here are 5 ways you can know if Bae is really Bae, 100% sincerity, no fooling around.

1. If Bae clearly introduces you to his friends as his girlfriend, not as ‘a friend’ or ‘babe’ or ‘padi’ or ‘bae’.  GIRLFRIEND!

2. When Bae isn’t afraid to be seen with you, not every time hangout at night in dark clubs or hotel rooms. If that is the case then Bae is trying to hide you. RUN!

3. When Bae talks to you about your future and is interested in things that make you better. If all you talk about with a guy/girl is sex, hooking up and hanging out, then run. A real Bae would care about things that matter to you. PS: Money and gifts don’t make a Bae.

4. If a guy/girl is willing to make sacrifices for you, then you know they’re for real. For instance, if you find one of these beard gang Lagos boys who has spent 5 months grooming the beard but he’s willing to shave it off for you, he’s Bae.

5. Lastly, and this one is guaranteed to work, ask. Ask the guy/girl in simple clear and concise English if he is Bae. If he says no, dry your tears, cuss at him, probably rip his shirt, and then move on. Under no circumstances do you assume, expect you see it in your dream, or you hear from God, then it’s okay.