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If you live on Nigerian twitter like we do (sometimes), then you must have come across the hashtag ‘Block Contact’ which trended last night, and as usual, the ‘Baes’ got the worst of it.
Here are 10 hilarious tweets that almost had us rolling off on our beds…
- When she wants to be bae but she can’t even cook Nigerian Jollof rice!
#BlockContact
- When she tells you she’s coming to pick up the 100k for iPhone but no touching
#BlockContact
- When there’s fuel scarcity and she wants you to pick her up from Ajah
#BlockContact
- When he’s toasting you and casually says he’s Wizkid’s director
#BlockContact
- When my girlfriend says she missed her period…
#BlockContact
- When she wants the ring badly, but doesn’t want the D
#BlockContact
- When she tells you “No sex till after marriage” but your guy already sampled her
#blockContact
- When you type about 9 lines and she reply with about 4 word bros please
#BlockContact
- When you give her 2k to prepare a nice meal and she cooks indomie and egg
#BlockContact
#BlockContact Me:Runs to clean everywhere in D House,*Phone Rings* Her: Hey Bae I dnt think I can make it, Me:Nd U’ll nt make it in life IJN…
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