10 Cheeky Answers to Give When Someone Asks Why You’re Still Single

People ask annoying questions ALL THE TIME.

And one of the most ridiculous questions of all time is ‘Why are you still single’, especially from nosy married people or those who are in ‘stable relationships’.

Now instead of yelling ‘Ask f**king Google’ – in your head of course, you can use any of these cheeky answers:

1. I’m just lucky I guess

2. Why aren’t you single?

3. Jesus was single, I’m following his footsteps

4. I’m on a relationship fast

5. The sex is way better as a single person

6. I’m in a complicated relationship with myself

7. Please, I’m too awesome to be tied down

8. Because you’re taken (never mind if it’s a woman, it will shock her into silence)

9. No one is good enough

10. Probably because I didn’t forward that prayer point I got on Whatsapp to 10 people as instructed.