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This is not a mother’s day post, cos we’re not exactly sure which date we’re going with, but while we’re in the season, we decided to share something that caught our attention on twitter.
It doesn’t really matter what language a Nigerian mother is speaking, certain responses or comebacks, and behaviours are peculiar to them. And of all the many, and trust us, the Nigerian mother’s repertoire is endless…Here are ten we think are really epic.
1.
@kcheersbye me: mum, my ear is hurting…
Mum: it’s because you don’t study your bible…
Me: pic.twitter.com/sX9d2gXpoy
— Derek Oppong (@DerekRameses) March 6, 2016
2.
“Nana why did you take the last malt??”
“Nah it wasn’t even me mum”
“So you are calling me a liar?” pic.twitter.com/Qd2okr9CAr
— Neighbourhood Dave (@ProfessorKumi) March 6, 2016
3.
@kcheersbye mum: “It’s ok. God has blessed me with 4 children. What you won’t do, fred will do.”
Fred: pic.twitter.com/zUD1cDSta4— Derek Oppong (@DerekRameses) March 6, 2016
4.
@kcheersbye *me: can I have a lift please mum: no I’m not a taxi service *gets home* mum: why are you so late me: pic.twitter.com/mdePtlyHKr
— b (@xrebekkah) March 6, 2016
5.
@kcheersbye Mum: Buy meat pls, I’ll pay u back
*later on
Me: Remember that meat I boug…
Mum: You Natalie, all that I have done for you
— Natalie (@Sunzelle) March 6, 2016
6.
@kcheersbye
Me:you need help?
Mom: no son im ok thanks..
*few mins later*
Mom: No one ever helps me in this house, when I’m gone you’ll see— Ed Lucas (@SkipToMyLu_cas) March 6, 2016
7.
@kcheersbye Me: “Where should I put it?” Mum: “On my head abi”
— Tobz (@yab0ytj) March 6, 2016
8.
@kcheersbye “I didn’t kill my mother so you can’t kill me!”
— Nick Dinero✨ (@KoleosoFace) March 6, 2016
9.
@kcheersbye I just had period pains today and my mum was like “it’s because u don’t say Jesus ! Now say it in the name of Jesus !”
— Video Hoefessional (@VHoefessional) March 6, 2016
10.
@kcheersbye *mum has wooden spoon in hand*
*I start crying*
Mum: You better stop crying before I really give you something to cry about— Miss Jemide (@RianaRiya) March 7, 2016
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