Dear Men, Here Are 10 Moves You Make During Sex That Women Hate

Sex has always been a sensitive topic, especially in our part of the world, where it is assumed that women should just lie down and take whatever the man hands out in terms of pleasure, until now…

These days, most people have gone past the stage where they cringe when women outrightly say that they engage in sexual activities, or God forbid, enjoy it, so we’ll just get right to the part where we tell you what women do not enjoy.

• Thigh crease humping

Apparently, men assume that humping against a woman’s thighs gives her pleasure. That, or he thinks he’s found a vagina…Sad yeah?

• Tongue in the ear canal

While some might find this arousing, many women don’t. It’s actually ‘eww-ish’ cos then I can actually hear his tongue digging through my ear and licking up all the wax.

• Twisting, pinching or biting the clitoris

Dear men, how would you feel if bae decide to twist, pinch or bite your penis? Well, the clitoris is smaller, but we feel pain the same way. None of all that gives us pleasure, except we are BDSM fans, and then we’d tell you to.

• The 45mins man

While women don’t want a one minute man, we don’t want a man who would pound away for an hour without realising that the ‘poundee’ might be tired. Remember, it is how well, not how long….

• Surprise moves

As much as we love surprises, some surprises just aren’t pleasant. Like pushing your balls in a woman’s mouth during a head giving session or switching from vaginal sex to anal without notice. Ouch!

• Stabbing vs Fingering

The whole point of fingering a woman is so that a man can reach places a penis can’t, with his hand. However, most men just carry on the same boring in and out stabbing motion with their fingers.

 

• Partial Cunnilingus

We know that not every man enjoys going down on a woman, but they say whatever is what dong at all is worth doing well. So if you are going to do it get in there, not the tongue on clitoris, fingers in vagina style you learn in porn. Trust me, women don’t enjoy it, so put your tongue to work.

• Going straight to business

Even when it’s a quickie, women hate it when a guy just shoves right in without making moves to ensure that the woman is ready for penetration. Like Dude…that hurts!

• Using spit as lube

This is just disgusting. How does spit even work as lube? If you can’t use it to fry egg, then you definitely shouldn’t try it during sex. And I’m not saying cooking oil works either????

• Messing up the orgasm

Achieving climax is a gradual thing for women, and most men mess it up as they rush towards theirs while leaving their partner hanging in the wind. Especially after they’ve asked “Have you come yet?” or “Come for me baby” like a million times.