Onyinye Nnedolisa
This is something most women have had to do. Most women have never experienced that amazing sleep inducing orgasm(yeah not everyone is as lucky as me). I’ll go a bit Dj Khaled on this next verse..
Men men men, they think they know it all. They think they’re masters in the art and therefore pay no attention or listen. They’re so focused on their own climax that all the gymnastics they’re doing is in a bid to get them to nut.
And since they barely listen, how can they say they know when we fake it? Weird species I tell you. I think they’re just mad that they’re not strong enough to fake it.
Shake your ass to the left and they’re rock solid, shake it to the right nko, and they cum raining. You know he’s about to nut when his eyes are suddenly so dim and he starts to vibrate????
Anyways I’m here to tell all men who think they know that they know nothing. 99% of women that I’ve had the chance to meet have faked an orgasm at least once or maybe three times in their lives so far. I’m not saying all orgasms you do a “victory dance” to are fake but I’m saying that even if we faked it, you wouldn’t know. A study released by the Archives of Sexual Behavior shows that those seemingly uncontrollable “ohmigods” during apparent orgasm are often play-acting meant to “manipulate” men.
The Fake-An-Orgasm technique is quite simple. The more you stroke their ego, the closer they get.
– When you really need him to stand up/cum, keep twisting your waist like that magic stick is doing a hell lotta magic(it probably isn’t )
-Pull him down closer like you don’t want him to leave(feed their ego)
– Do the rhythmic moan, from low, slow and steady key to a gradual fast and loud key. It goes “ah…….ah……..ah to ahhhh..ahhhh.ahhhhhhhhhhhh”????
– Make a cute AF sexy face like you just saw your brand new Zashadu bag for the first time and you’re in love.
But let me ask this, “Why do you have to fake an orgasm?”
Sex should be a pleasurable experience for both parties participating in the act not an act of charity to a helpless individual.
Women need to stop faking their orgasms so that men can know how trash they can be sometimes. And as much you think you’re doing him a favor, you’re doing yourself the exact opposite. When he’s asleep after nutting, you’ll be there awake and maybe annoyed.
If he is doing something you don’t like, tell him.
It’ll take time to adjust so keep ringing it like an alarm.
If he still doesn’t change, dump that nigga cause he doesn’t deserve to nut off your delicious pum.
If you’re having the”Not nutting” problem, tell your man, talk about the things you like and if that jerk wants to pull some politics on you, get a new man.
No woman will be left “Un-nut”, not on my watch!
We are the “(Not)Nut-watchers”… it may not seem like we’re watching but we are. Sign up to join the “All women must nut ” movement.
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Lovely article. Have you ever thought of writing a movie script?